Once upon a time, there was a shipwright named Bob. Bob was known for building the fastest and strongest ships in all the land. But what people didn't know about Bob was that he was also a fearsome berserker, who would go into a wild rage during any kind of brawl.

One day, Bob was exiled from the kingdom for his reckless behavior. He was banished to an island where he lived alone for many years. Over time, Bob started to develop a sense of tolerance and became less fierce. He even discovered that he had a talent for using Microsoft Excel to manage his finances.

One day, a group of pirates came to the island to capture Bob and force him to build their ships. But Bob refused, and instead, he retaliated against them using his newfound skills in Excel. He created a complex spreadsheet that calculated the optimal way to defeat the pirates and sent them running back to their ships, never to return again.

And so, Bob became known as the “Excel-Wielding Shipwright” and lived out the rest of his days in peace, building ships and defending his island with the help of his trusty byrnie and his newfound love for Excel.

The end.

Reflections

• Why was Bob exiled from the kingdom?
• How did Bob change after he was banished to the island?
• What did Bob use to defeat the pirates?
• How did Bob's reputation change after he defeated the pirates?
• Why is it important to have tolerance and be less fierce?